Lauren Jauregui

beautiful eyes, beautiful smile, beautiful voice. thats Lauren Jauregui - bisexual Cuban American woman and she's proud of it.

lauren jauregui -
"you aint gotta go to work"

every harmonizer (probably turned gay from lauren) -

*sings along*
*does full choreographed dance routine*
*screams at the top of voice* "SING IT LAUREN"

by green eyed goddess March 30, 2017

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.

I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!

by Shakes-Spear October 24, 2012

Jair Bolsonaro

The biggest bitch alive in human history, 100 times worse than Trump, the modern version of Nero

Everyone died in Brazil from the pandemic because of Jair Bolsonaro

by No_Quarter_for_them February 10, 2021

Jacie

Jacie is the best person ever. She is sweet,smart,beautiful,loving,caring,supportive, funny and hooooot(even if she says she isn't). She is the reason why i enjoy going to school everyday, the reason why i smile so much...she literally doesn't need to do anything, her smile alone lights up my whole world. Jacie is my baby, my bestfriend, my happiness, the girl i want to marry and spend the rest of my life with. I can't see myself with anyone else, only her. When im with her its like every thing is perfect, every problem or every worry just goes away. When she tells me that she loves me, my heart just melts and i cant stop smiling. Her kisses are the best, when you hug Jacie and smell her and get her hair all over your face, its the greatest feeling ever. She's just the perfect girl. There is no other way to put it, just perfect. I cant wait till she sees this,i love her with all of my heart.

Friend:Jacie!!!
Me:yuppp thats my baby

by Emiliano(soon to be Gomez) May 2, 2019

Shartles and James

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

Jaemin

A guy from a band named nct who likes his donuts with jam in the middle

Jaemin said that he likes his donuts with jam in the middle.

by nctzen0813 December 30, 2020

Jackson Day

Leaving work before clocking off time under the pretence of having started earlier than usual or claiming to be working the extra hours at a later time.

Mike: "I started two hours earlier this morning so I'm going home at 2pm today"

Glenn: "Taking another Jackson Day eh?"

Mike: "Stop spreading malicious lies"

by justanotherobserver June 15, 2011