Weed bladder

When you smoke too much and subsequently have to urinate frequently. Not to be confused with an over-active bladder, this only occurs when high.

"I have to piss again!"

"Man you smoked too much you have a weed bladder"

by Your Great Aunt Lily March 09, 2009

Weed-midget

A small squeaker that is a pot head.

John: Dude, do you know Adam.

Ray: Yeah dude, that kid is really short, and he's a pot head

John: That kid is a weed-midget.

by guitarguy123 May 09, 2010

China weed

China weed is the term for shit weed. It gets you high but there's absolutely no flavor, taste like shit etc.

I can get some China weed for cheap

by BlckDynamite April 14, 2011

weed twister

A garden tool for pulling weeds with a long handle and two coiled tines.

She used the weed twister to pull out her runaway crab grass.

by RayCruzer September 23, 2006

weed eating

giving oral sex to a girl with a hairy vagina.

dude 1: " Dude i was fucking weed eating a chick last night"

dude 2: " I can see that, the hairs are all in your teeth."

by david hamilton April 01, 2007

weed pockets

a pocket, usually homemade, where dealers and buyers of weed stash their shit. it can usually be found on the inside of a mans boxers.

the fuzz: wheres your shit, bitch, WHERE!!

you: its in my fuckin weed pocket, penis hole

by Balls McCgee March 17, 2005

Gang Weed

A phrase that is uttered in jest to make fun of the perception that people in the gamer community have of being oppressed.

"Gamers rise up! gang weed!"

by Anarchist Spectacle May 17, 2018