EDS

Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.

Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.

by peksa January 30, 2024

EDS

EDS = "Earth" "Discord" "Server"

its a great community with more than 100k members

Person 1: hey I found a funny meme on EDS.

Person 2: Show me.

by Bird feeder was here August 17, 2022

Eds

Enjoys spending quality time with his fam, friends and his a likeable personality

Eds is such a dynamic person

by Professor_Resilience December 27, 2021

Sayonara-ed

When someone in an anime/ show/ real life catches you off-guard by saying „sayonara“ and due to the trauma connected to this word by countless previous final goodbyes and „sayonaras“ (especially in animes), you take instant emotional damage and start cursing god and the universe.

Caution! Extremely triggering for the banana fish fandom.

„Sayonara, New York… America. … Ash.“

„DID YOU JUST SAYONARA ME“

„EVERYONE I JUST GOT SAYONARA-ED DONT TALK TO ME I NEED TO CALL MY THERAPIST“

by ALotOfPatches November 22, 2021

fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.

I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.

by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024

Howard-ed

To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.

Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."

James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."

by Hold the Door July 02, 2018

scott-ed

To receive a serious injury after acting silly or doing something experimental with a firearm.

Did you hear what happened to Matt? He almost scott-ed himself by shooting a shotgun with a barrel shorter than the shell used in the gun!

by Get scott-ed May 30, 2023