by anonymous September 15, 2025

A person who is downright bad at flirting, and/or making a move on someone they're interested in despite all the ammo and faithful factors that present to them
"He held my hands and basically was playing with it, but I didn't do anything because I think he's just being nice to me"
"You are at Ed status right now."
"You are at Ed status right now."
by lowkeyToxicity November 5, 2023

by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023

Ed sheeran is the most hottest man to ever exist on this world. If you ever meet a Ed Sheeran, consider yourself lucky. Gingers are usually very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very horrid...but not this ginger. Ed will find you. Dont open your closet at 3am after saying Ed's name three times, spinning in a circle with 6 pounds of mustard in your hair, playing the flute, while ed sheerans song plays in the back at exactly level 25 of volume. If you do those actions, ed sheeran will come for you. He will be with you in your dreams.
"Ed sheeran! Ed sheeran! Ed shera-"
Everyone else: "DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!!"
John: "Ed Sheeran is hot"
Everyone else: "DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!!"
John: "Ed Sheeran is hot"
by Soggy.bread.123 January 20, 2021

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.
by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022

“hey did you see series 11 episode 9 of doctor who?”
“yeah i did, i love it until the stupid fucking talking frog. who wrote that shit anyways?”
“ed hime”
“yeah i did, i love it until the stupid fucking talking frog. who wrote that shit anyways?”
“ed hime”
by that_ranter December 5, 2020
