to go through your facebook page a delete all the "friends" you haven't contacted since they added you as a friend
by DaMaxEPad January 16, 2011
A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.
Though similar to like a book, the phrase claims a significantly more derogatory connotation.
Though similar to like a book, the phrase claims a significantly more derogatory connotation.
Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...
Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.
Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.
by Mierk March 25, 2009
A site which contains bitchy comments about other people, including but not limited to friends, peers, celebrities, politicians, etc.
In a burn book I was called me a stupid whore who sleeps with anything and everything, regardless of sex or species and dead or alive.
A burn book online as the name references does not need to be a physical book but can be a website such as urban disctionary or burnbook.net. It really just needs to be a website to talk crap.
A burn book online as the name references does not need to be a physical book but can be a website such as urban disctionary or burnbook.net. It really just needs to be a website to talk crap.
by Sir Burner June 03, 2009
a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.
I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.
by jake gouta May 01, 2015
A book that rivals the bible in manner of words and format, but is done in an agnostic editorial style.
by Dr Michael Shriverhelm February 15, 2014
1) don't just send pictures of random things and blank screens. Show your face
2) don't be gay
3) save your hoes names wisely
2) don't be gay
3) save your hoes names wisely
by Realdeal777 December 20, 2016
It's a book that someone makes and gives to their best friend. This book is made up of everything that their best friend loves! Whoever this book is given to must keep I forever.
by Enimsaj May 16, 2017