The Horse

When one of ur mates gets hammered (either pissed or stoned) or a combination of both.. and starts staggering backwards and forwards liek an old decrepid horse.

"Hey look at C he's that hammered he's turned into the horse"

by Burton the bastard November 14, 2007

West Texan Horse Fuckin'

to fuck one, a chick with no reguard for her or your own safety. From behind with a fist full of hair, just givin her hell.

Man we were at Las Cruces a few weeks ago and ol' Wes rounded up that bitch. Man he took her to his horse trailer and gave a good ol' fashion West Texas Horse Fuckin'.

by El Verno of Arizona May 11, 2004

Charlie Horse

a horse named Charlie, had his leg spazz out, so every time someones leg spazzed people called it a Charlie Horse. Charlie was the laughing stock so he became a rogue horse.

Rob Horse: "Woh Sarah your leg is spazzing out like crazy!"
Sarah Horse: Guess I've got a Charlie Horse."

by awesome-satay March 27, 2011

horse punch

When you pull out of your girlfriend and real quick like, you punch her right in the cooter.

I just horse punched Billy's mom after I slama-jammaed her

by gerje May 19, 2006

Horse Nazi

An insult said to someone who is into horse porn and happens to be an oppresive and/or fucked in the head individual.

Kevin is a damn HORSE NAZI! the guy fucked a horse and tried to kill someone. what a fag.

by sweetsugargurl July 7, 2010

massive horse cock

A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for Intercourse with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. Elephants, hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha.

Often referred to as a great column

"Hi! Can I tear you apart with my massive horse cock??"

"fuck no. What do I look like, Ke$ha?! "

"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."

"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"

by Massivehorse August 2, 2016

Horse Fucker

Someone who gains the most repulsive type of pleasers through inhumane actions; such as taking his inbred cock and inserting it into the backside of the hourse or pulling down his redneck pants and let the animal wildly thrust you.
Ways you can tell if your a hourse fucker:
In a moments glance at a hourse you become sex crazed and retard strong and your behavior takes over.
If you tell a random person one of your best friend's secrets.
If Bill Maury makes you uncomfortable when he's telling you "your not the father"

Matt, you told people allot of lies, your a horse fucker
I hav wet dreams about broad stallions pounding my asshole, Imma hourse fucker.

by The great horse fucker August 7, 2009