Hairy Beachball

A larger woman's hair covered pubic area bulges outwards creating a spherical shape. Add the vaginal slit and that area looks like hairy wedges that resemble a hair-coated beachball.

Good god - I'de hate to see her "Hairy Beachball"

by hairybeachballfinder January 23, 2009

Hairy Hamburg

When a man is being treated to a Rusty Trombone by a moderately overweight woman and will not let her cease the anal cunillingis until she recites the Duke Fight Song, followed by a prompt and accurate spelling of the word Krzyewski, spoken directly into the rectum.

The bitch's below-average Rusty Trombone turned into an orgasmic Hairy Hamburg when she began to belted out a jizz-dropping rendition of "Fight Bue Devils."

by Jeigh Billuss March 18, 2009

Happy Splashing

To purposfuly drive through a puddle with pedestrians next to it hence splashing the puddle over the beforementioned pedestrians. Hilarious.
Started after a female motorist recorded herself Happy Splashing and was swiftly told she could be persecuted for the event.
Yes happy splashing is ILLEGAL. Shame about that.

Lady: Im going Happy Splashing!

Guy 1:What an idiot!
Guy 2:What?
guy 1:That lady just happy splashed those people at a bus stop
Guy 2:Don't worry, she'll prbobaly post it to youtube and be fined in a few days.
Guy 1:Ture

by Theotherone61 October 28, 2009

Hairy Parrot

Place your penis and/or balls upon the shoulder of your passed out or sleeping friend. Serves as a safer/less demeaning/more sanitary alternative to the traditional tea-bag.

"Hey, Ben's passed out in the tub with puke on his face. I want to shame him, but I'm afraid of getting vom on my balls. What should I do?"

"How about you give him the ol' Hairy Parrot instead?"

"Brilliant!"

by mcgroundsloff May 7, 2010

Happy Vodka Cookies

cookies dipped in vodka.

Or

Cookies you eat immediately after drinking straight vodka to make the taste of straight vodka go away.

Person 1: Im sad.
Person 2: Dont worry have some Happy Vodka Cookies, it will make everything better!
Person 1: Oh yes so it does!

by squigglemuffin July 12, 2010

Happy Otter

The pure bliss and fulfillment that comes with success, or a person who experiences this bliss. Comes from the fact that, always swimming and killing, otters can't help but be happy.

After the presentation, James emanated "Happy Otter." I knew things had gone well.

When Nate's jump shot starts falling, he is happy otter without fail.

by kevin12dr January 15, 2011

Hairy M & M

A disgusting or unpleasant surprise, like finding a hairy M & M half way through the bag.

I was dry heaving like I just found a hairy M & M.

by FuzzyDuffer November 22, 2011