Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.

“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”

by poopoopeepee March 1, 2024

strip guitar

A game invented by a guitar teacher to motivate students to learn their chords.

Jared: Ok Jill, you are not practicing enough, lets play strip guitar….. if you do not know a chord I request you must remove one article of clothing. U know, I remove one article.

Jill: I am going to be an expert!!

by 2littlebooboos March 13, 2024

Lip Guitar

lip guitar means kissing, making out, any type of kissing basically

"Hey, wanna play lip guitar?"

"Hell yeah I do!"

by Minty! March 16, 2024

Amish Guitar

When you take fishing hooks with string on it and stab it in your partners vagina the you tie the string to her ears while you penetrate deep

Bro, I gave my girl and Amish guitar last night.

by TheRealManThatCan April 4, 2024

Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.

Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

pansy guitar

the most known and favorited guitar of my chemical romance’s rhythm guitarist frank iero

frank iero’s pansy guitar is my favorite thing ever.

by frankieroshandtattoos June 16, 2024

BURNOUT guitarist

an insanely multitalented person who plays most musical instruments such as the bass guitar, piano and drums, and is also part of a band called BURNOUT. however they often will lose in other pursuits, mainly chess.

Did you hear the BURNOUT guitarist playing their bass?
Yes, it sounded pretty fabulous ngl… I heard they lost in chess though :(

by botezgambit October 23, 2024