1. A child
a. A product of semen
b. Semen created it
c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?
a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption
b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen
c. Semen enthusiast
a. A product of semen
b. Semen created it
c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?
a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption
b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen
c. Semen enthusiast
by Abner Anly April 15, 2023
Get the Semen Goblinmug. My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!
by anonymous September 26, 2020
Get the Closet Goblinmug. by Thypurestandgreatestdadever March 31, 2024
Get the vent goblinmug. A small animal that grows inside of a human's gooch. The gooch goblin feeds on vibrations from the "Gooch pounder" and will grow in size when fed enough. If the gooch goblin is not fed enough then it will become aggrivated and will harm the human host in a "Gooch destruction" this can cause permanent damage to the host and can occationally result in death. When the gooch goblin is born they migrate to the right cheek along with the "Smegma soldiers".
In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek
later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek
later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
PERSON 1: I have a painful feeling in right under my booty-crack
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
by Angry_Salad December 12, 2024
Get the Gooch Goblinmug. The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.
Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
Get the ass goblinmug. by Goober the goofy May 24, 2024
Get the Grease goblinmug. by 0Azazael0 January 24, 2019
Get the Goblinmug.