Fudge knuckle

When you're prairie dogging it so hard it makes the ass of your pants protrude.. much like a moose knuckle but with feces..

Oh man I was so close to shitting my pants that I had a fudge knuckle..

by Glunnda August 27, 2021

Fudge stripped cookies

It’s like a cookie but with fudge stripes! -Luke Thomas Sprinkle

“Aye Luke what are you eating?” Luke-“oh it’s just Fudge stripped cookies! It’s a cookie with fudge stripes on it!”

by Ham scratt April 26, 2019

fudge run

When you're about to take an explosive poop, so you have to find the nearest bathroom.

“Be right back, I gotta take a fudge run.”

by Fudgerynnm May 16, 2025

fudge port

butthole, rectum, anus, asshole

Spread your ass cheeks when you take a shit so the area around your fudge port doesn't get smeared up.

by picklepee7120 April 17, 2024

fudge popsicle

when a man has anal sex with someone or something and gets fecal matter on the shaft penis

dude i got a fudge popsicle last night from all the dudes a railed.

by penis muncher 69 October 3, 2021

fudge cake

A silly person that's done something stupid

I put my phone in the fridge and tried to call you on the milk, I'm such a fudge cake.

by Lilibet123 September 29, 2018

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021