Fruit

Someone who is a tool, douche, fag, loser, weirdo, or freak, etc...

n. What a fruit!
Michael is a fruit.

by olivepip January 9, 2009

Fruit Launcher

It's when you nut in and out of a girls vagina to ,ake it nice and runny, and packs a small-like fruit in her asshole, such as an orange while in doggy-style, and then you finally force another one right in her vagina to make it shoot out.

Devyn: Last night, Troy gave Josh the "FRUIT LAUNCHER" and shot out the window.

Adam: Well they shouldn't have used the cantelope.

by YogurtDick35 April 13, 2009

Fruit Salad

Is when you ejaculate in a girls face and then throw cut up bits of fruit at her.

Fruit Salad

by Frisky Corvette October 31, 2011

fruit salad

A song sung by The Wiggles which is sadly too easy to make fun of, due to the fact that we all can tell that all of them, even the pirate (or the butt pirate), are all gay. The fact that they sing this song basically sounds like they're singing about having a gay orgy, a.k.a. "the fruit salad."

"First step, peel your bananas (Translation: unzip the pants)...the first step, eat up your banana. (Translation: suck the dick)"

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 8, 2005

fruit rollup

n. a sexual position achieved when 3 or more gay men curl into a ball and have oral sex while in a circle.

I found a fruit rollup in the parking lot of a Haddaway concert, and thought i'd partake.

by MC Derf July 25, 2006

Boot Fruit

Having body odor that resemble rotten fruit; also can be used to describe the smell of farts.

Man, that kid needs a shower. He's the boot fruit.

by Ryan Porter Walker May 8, 2006

fruit

Fruit is best defined with an excerpt from a board game:

This is if you are a gay man....

Or a strawberry.

A. I can't find a single gay guy to hook up with.
B. Why don't you hook up with Cody? He's a fruit.

A. Everybody loves fruit! It has teh vitamin C.

by Yelizaveta January 17, 2009