De-friend-zy 

when one starts de-friending many Facebook friends all at once.

"Man, I was in such a de-friend-zy last night! I think might have deleted you!"
"What the fuck, man?"

De-friend-zy by awkwardintention October 13, 2009

Holiday Friend

An acquaintance that you only speak to on the holidays

Haley: Stacy, that girl from 1st hour, just sent me Happy Thanksgiving text, and sent me one on Halloween too.
Claire: I know me too, She's such a holiday friend..

Holiday Friend by Ehe3 December 27, 2009

bootleg friend 

(n) A person who you may tell to their face they are your friend or a person who you don't actually like/trust for whatever character flaw. They may be in your friend circle but on a one-on-one basis they are not a friend to you. However you keep them around because for whatever reason it may be, they help you in some way.

Jim: Why do you chill with Eric? I hear he snitched on Kenny. Plus he's kind of a dick to your sister.

Greg: Because he can get me alcohol. He's pretty stupid so he doesn't know I hang with him just to get me drinks. He's just a bootleg friend.

bootleg friend by analyzer August 17, 2010

bandaid friend 

A short-term friend who helps others feel emotionally better. When they've done all they could (usually with success), they exit the other friends life. This short-term friend is kind, helpful, a good listener, and can make any sad friend feel better. This "bandaid friend" can be mysterious, and may be reluctant to let other friends come close confidants. They're very approachable on the outside, but an introvert on the inside. These bandaid friends mean the best, and have a heavy heart for people, whether it's for the underdog, or just a sad person who needs to talk; meaning they're great with secrets.

I'm your bandaid friend, it's what I do.

bandaid friend by Bandaid Friend the Great May 13, 2015

nigerian friend 

another phrase to take place of the already offensive word nigga but almost sounding more offensive than the actual slur if used in a patronizing manner.

Hello my Nigerian friend!
Hello MY Nigerian.

nigerian friend by nigerianfriend December 17, 2017

Eskimo Friend 

A person who has shagged someone you have shagged.

Hello, current wife. I am ex-wife, your Eskimo Friend.

Eskimo Friend by Azenath67 May 17, 2018

as a friend 

used for telling you that someone can't be your bf/gf, but will still hang around because you have something they want. it's rather like a kick in the crotch/head.

guy: um, i can't be your bf anymore. i only like you as a friend.

girl: *blinks*
girl: *drops dead*

as a friend by d'oh! March 29, 2005