taking a fred 

To defecate after holding it in for several hours.

Taking a fred is so relieving.

taking a fred by Bob Endom September 7, 2006

Freddy's Frozen Custard 

Possibly one of the best fast food/ice cream/hang out spots ever known. Serving all ages for those who just want good food and a good time. Famous for small, crispy, and delicious fries, and perfect frozen custard. Teens especially enjoy this resteraunt before or after seeing a movie.

Hey, come to Freddy's Frozen Custard tonight, we're gonna be there after the movie.

Freddy's Frozen Custard by xWafflerx August 12, 2009

Dirty fred

The act of fucking a girl and then moving on to her sister then the rest of her family.

I pulled a dirty Fred on a polish family back in the day.

Dirty fred by Anonuser4550 June 16, 2020

Freddy Vs. Jason 

(N.) The biggest showdown between two evils that's 20 years in the making. Freddy Kruger Versus Jason Voorhees in Freddy Vs. Jason. The only movie in August 2003 that was worth seeing NOT Pie related. Released on DVD January, 13th, 2004.

Just to let you know in the DVD Alternate Ending, Jason won. (or did he...?)

Freddy Vs. Jason by G-Union January 13, 2004

Friedrich Dog

FREE-drick dawg -noun

A way to describe a massive penis on a guy with an otherwise normal physique.

*skinny kid grabs his mass of a package*

Guy: "Holy shit! Now that's a friedrich dog!"

Friedrich Dog by frizzyfree February 10, 2010

freddy youngbird 

A good looking girl - but is far too young to have a dabble with.

Check out Freddy Youngbird over there... I might swing back later when she finishes school.

freddy youngbird by matt-leics May 25, 2006

firedreaming 

When you're up in the mountains around the camp fire and the person you have a crush on is over grinding on someone else's special place. Instead of saying "screw it" and moving on, you sit alone on a log staring into the fire, reflecting on everything in your life that sucks, whether it's relevant or not. Eventually someone will come over and ask you if you are OK, and give you some random advice that you will really appreciate and remember forever.

"Hey man, saw you over here firedreaming. I just wanted to say I know what's bothering you, and it's not worth it. This is the best fucking time of your life, start enjoying it."

firedreaming by former firedreamer April 21, 2008