Francis

Defender of himself from great soft creature, running away from her since the day she dragged him by his ankles to an undisclosed location in the gymnasium. He claims himself to be Lupin the third but the only thing he steals is stuff that his classmates leave out. His knowledge of the soft creature has been proven somewhat useful to the government for attempting to catch the legendary beast, but still it wasn't enough.

Soft creature: "CHIIIPPPIEEESSS!!!"
Francis: *Places down a chip packet and runs away*

by Softicretuired June 17, 2025

Flantip

To mess something up in a lighthearted or mildly chaotic way, often unintentionally, but without serious consequences. Usually used humorously.

She flantipped the cake recipe, and somehow it still tasted amazing.

by Optimus prime300 October 17, 2025

The Francis Defence

Used if you are caught watching something or listening to something strange

Man 1 : Why the hell are you watching that?
Man 2 : Oh Francis sent it me
Man 1 : Try to use The Francis Defence aren't ya?

by Turtlejuice July 24, 2007

San Francisco Meatball

When a male and female have sexual intercourse by the male putting his testicles in the females anus and she poops all over them.

Damn last night I gave that bitch the san francisco meatball.

by Ryan Bensing May 19, 2008

San Francisco snowblower

When a man gives oral to another man,takes his seman and spits it all over his stomach/chest.

I heard Bill gave the boss a San Francisco snowblower to keep his job.

by The Darb June 3, 2009

san francisco transfer

connecting ones own mouth and anus via rubber tube, promoting feces to travel between the two orifices. The literal ass-to-mouth.

Guy 1: Dude!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I just did a san francisco transfer

Guy 2: Get the fuck away from me and brush your teeth

by junglebunny420x September 22, 2011

San Francisco Fire Hydrant

When one man lays on his back with his erect penis pointing upwards, his partner then places his penis in a perpendicular fashion against the first mans. This arrangement simulates the appearance of a fire hydrant and connected hose.

Ace said to Gary " I want to do the San Francisco Fire Hydrant tonight."

by AFEOD70 October 2, 2014