Filthy Judith

A female friend who displays no sexual interest until you are spoken for, at which point she will make her attraction known and pursue you for sex.

She was cool until I told her I was engaged, when she turned into a total Filthy Judith and blew me while I was driving her home.

by Johnny Rapscallion December 12, 2008

Coffee Filter

The female equivalent to a tea-bag.

Susan got tired of Mike rubbing his balls on her face while she slept, so the next night she did a coffee filter on his chin.

by mason26 August 9, 2012

filf

Furry I'd Like To Fuck

Damn, that vixen is such a filf!

by Jetta Bentham July 31, 2007

Filf

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hey, start a fire so the filf will come

by -future nilf November 1, 2006

Sri Lankan filth stick

A tan, zit-covered, hooded penis belonging to the Sri Lankan son of Baba the great. Synonomous with "hooded "Z" log."

Sentence: "Surya's Sri Lankan filth stick smells like mayonase and Gouda cheese that has been dwelling in a dead Cows asshole for decades."

by Chandra's father February 25, 2005

filthy

As relating to food: Delicious, yet extremely unhealthy and high in fat content

damn, this chili cheese dog is super filthy

by Nick January 27, 2005

filth wizard

a person who commonly talks about disgusting things

person 1: omg look how old that women is!
person 2: arr, i'd still give her one!
person 1: omg, your such a filth wizard

by go left -feel right April 10, 2006