Saint Ethan

An absolute legend. Saint Ethan (pronounced Eth-un, not Ee-thun, a common mistake) is well known for trolling those who think their shit doesn't stink. The antithesis of those individuals who assume the worst of anyone who doesn't share their own backward views.

I saw the funniest exchange online today. Some hater was being a complete asshat and didn't realise who they were up against. Saint Ethan debased that mo'fo' in seconds, and shut them right up. It was hilarious. I love that guy!

by FrankenDanny September 3, 2020

Ethan Macartney

A person who is the biggest gerb in the world

That guy MC is being such an Ethan Macartney right now.

by mccuck97 September 12, 2020

ethan ainscough

A good looking guy who has a massive cock and cool friends

Ethan Ainscough is amazing

by Sssssshhhcc September 15, 2020

Ethan Nguyen

One who procrastinates everything that he has to actually do but writes journals in French and does math for "fun." Is the definition of insane.

Oh my god did you see that one dude doing calculus instead of his actual homework? Yeah he's a total Ethan Nguyen.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

That one Ethan

That one really annoying kid who is very stupied and hits on 12 year olds.

Alice: “omg That one Ethan is so weird”
Dan: “how?”
Alice: “ he specifically told the president that he was not supposed to be talking about Carl wheezer”

by Gayoils69 October 5, 2020

Ethan King

Ethan King is a godly like creature, if you come across this being you have been blessed with aall the virtues life has to offer but with a price. He is commonly referred to as the 'Coochie Connoisseur', not to be mistaken with his counterpart the 'Coochie Man'. There is no limit to his greatness and his true abilities have yet to be uncovered, scientists commonly assort him with the word 'different'.

1. "I was gonna fuck this chick but thanks to the coochie connoisseur I didn't have to find out the hard way she stinks."

2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"

Guy 2: "Who?"

Guy 1: "Ethan King!"

Guy 2: "Oh."

by iamtheppman October 14, 2020

phil ethan

Normaly or i can say ALWAYS a naturally hot person, that should never get with black haired girl because they are most likely gonna break their hearts, Phil ethans are useally really good in bed and really dumb, they useally are obssesed with video games and sport, and have a big attitude

Hoe 1: What did you do last night

hoe 2: i slept with phil ethan

by simpxx October 15, 2020