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Evan

Evan is usually a weird human with very low standards most people hate and shouldn’t date it always ends bad and usually is their fault this is coming from a human who’s dated an Evan and their worthless and downright disrespectful
Evan is a dick
by Orange0799 December 9, 2019
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All the girls want his dick in their mouth, ass and pussy, Evan is typically ripped super sexy and all the guys want to be just like him
Man look at that Evan guy he is so hot
by Eatthisguysdick October 21, 2019
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Evan is a nice, cool, sexy guy. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. Evan usually has the most sex in a group of friends because of his huge dick
Damn That Evan is so sexy
by Eatthisguysdick October 22, 2019
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Sexy ass dude with a giant cock that goes into your moms ass all of the time
by Gfdyyhbggy October 29, 2019
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Someone who is always willing to make you smile and laugh. He will always be sure your day is going good or will get better. Evan will always pay for you no matter what you do. He will make you feel like the most pretty person in the world even though he already is. I love you oranges
Did you see him, he is such an Evan
by evica November 5, 2019
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Usually hilarious, sometimes rich, but almost always works in sheet metal.
by Kdangle November 8, 2019
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I don't know about you but the one in my class is my midget friend who makes edgy humor
Evan: *someting edgy*
Me: ok
by Random homo sapien November 9, 2019
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