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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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ed hime

the man who ruined doctor who with a talking frog
“hey did you see series 11 episode 9 of doctor who?”
“yeah i did, i love it until the stupid fucking talking frog. who wrote that shit anyways?”
“ed hime”
by that_ranter December 5, 2020
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Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.
Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.
by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022
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Ed Sheeran

"Guys Ed Sheeran goes to my School!"
by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023
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Ed

A person who is downright bad at flirting, and/or making a move on someone they're interested in despite all the ammo and faithful factors that present to them
"He held my hands and basically was playing with it, but I didn't do anything because I think he's just being nice to me"
"You are at Ed status right now."
by lowkeyToxicity November 5, 2023
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BIGG ED

THAT GUY NAMED ED WITH 22 INCH BICEPTS THAT WILL CRUSH YOU,AFTER PUTING YOU IN A HEAD LOCK.
DON,T MESS WITH BIGG ED, HE WILL HURT YOU.
by HEAVY HITTER March 29, 2013
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2009-ed

A horrible phenomena that was created by a group of college students who were willing to do anything besides study for their exams. The word refers to the process of going back to someone face-book posts in the past and through liking and commenting bringing old status that deserve to stay dead into the present where everyone can then humiliate the original poster for their naivety and general lack of sense.
Mariah: Did you see that post on Charles wall? He said Twilight was awesome!
Erik: Yeah, someone must of 2009-ed him.
by The Other Watcher December 9, 2013
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