ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.

Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

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Eric Drozda

When you see this fine gentlemen out in public you cannot help yourself but to scream ED!

by Brooksy72625272 March 11, 2024

Ed Sheeran

The musty, sweatiest, man alive who goes by the name of Ed Sheeran. He calls his fans “sheerios” a word based off of “cheerios”, which are the grossest cereal ever. Even if it does help cholesterol levels

Bro that dude is totally an ed sheeran!!

Omg youre so right, hes so mustyyyyy

by alemonthatwasjuiced June 19, 2021

Larry C-ed

To be shocked or confused over something found on Urban Dictionary

I was Larry C-ed when I found out what a Hot Karl is.

by AnabolicCaveMan May 18, 2010

Jo-Jo-ed

A male queefing.

Last night when I was about to give my boyfriend head, he Jo-Jo-ed in my face!

by spunkermuffin March 29, 2009

Amelia-ed

When a beautiful woman drives to your neighboring town and brings you your favorite nostalgic food

I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

does me ed in

The reaction of modern man to a messages or instruction longer than one short sentence.

All this writing it does me ed in

by rickyness March 28, 2023