Dr. J in the ABA

A phrase used to describe the look of a woman's pubic hair when it's unshaven and resembles an afro.
"I was expecting a George Foreman but when I finally got her pants off, it was more like Dr. J in the ABA."
by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006
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tl;dr

Too Lazy; Didn't Read
tl;dr originally meant "Too long; didn't read" the abbreviation is often used by people who just can't be bothered to read a piece of text. Many now see the term as meaning "Too Lazy; didn't read"" as a result of misuse.
by Arenquerojo November 21, 2016
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Dr. Laura SezNigga

A hag who has no qualms layin' down the N-word; then reverses herself when her brain catches up to her big mouth.
Dr. Laura SezNigga sure has no qualms droppin' them N-bombs.
by Gadeanz August 14, 2010
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Flaming Dr. Pepper

Take a shot glass and fill it with 3/4 amaretto and 1/4 with bacardi 151. light it and drop it into a pint of beer. now drink it down. you have created a flaming dr. pepper
dude i was watching this cartoon and the one guy made this flaming dr. pepper drink. i made it and it tasted just like dr.pepper
by peteylove October 21, 2007
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Dr. Emil Chuck

The pre-medical advisor at George Mason University. While his role at the school is to help students he does nothing but make a stressful process more so. He warns his young flock not to leave voice mails on his phone, telling them that email is the best way to reach him, then he proceeds not to respond to emails for days, if not weeks. Dr.Chucks asks for professionality from students yet cannot even give them the courtesy of returned calls and properly formated emails. Applying to medical school is a process bound by time constraints and he seems bound and determined to put Mason students behind schedual.
Ken - "Dr. Emil Chuck, how many letters of recomendation should I have?'

Dr. Chuck - "All the instructions are in my wonderfull webinars, I am submitting them for a Golden Globe."

Ken- "We'll I am working at a doctor's office, you know to get into medical school, and taking classes, do you suppose you could just tell me?"

Dr. Chuck- "No I am god you should listen to my webinars and commit them to heart, do not disturb me."
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tl;dr spam

Too long, didn't read (tl;dr) spam.

An online posting which looks like a long, informative article, but is often filled with word salad, and contains links to an online store. Sometimes the "article" appears to be related to what they're selling, but other times it is completely unrelated. It's so long and nonsensical that most people probably won't try to read it, but some may click on the links out of curiosity.
Here's a small snippet of some actual tl;dr spam found on the web:

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by Lesa D April 07, 2011
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Flaming Dr. Pepper

After you shit on his dick, you drizzle hand sanitizer on it while jacking him off. Just prior to ejaculation you light the shitty hand sanitizer on fire and watch the fountain of hot jizz explode out of his flaming shitty dick.
Bro.. I gave your dad a flaming Dr. Pepper after practice yesterday.
by Brian Cortey April 08, 2020
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