dirty muskee

A Dirty Muskee is when you take a good solid dump, reteive the turd and use it to pleasure your woman. Also known as a Shit-Dildo.
Man last night after dinner I drop a duece and gave my lady a dirty muskee!
by pooba August 10, 2006
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Dirty Drew

When you get really drunk and think your getting off but really your just pissing inside a chicks pussy.
John- I'm going to give that bitch a Dirty Drew.
Mike- A Dirty Drew?
John- Yea I'm going to piss up that bitches pussy.
by 0tt0 April 21, 2007
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dirty Marshall

When you intentionally have anal sex with a girl but make it look like an accident by saying "Whoopseee daisy"
Dude I totally picked up a girl last night and gave her the dirty marshall she will not walk straight for a week.
by 5 0 finn November 09, 2006
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Dirty biden

The act of raping a little girl while sniffing and groping her just to forget it happened and do it all over again
Someone told me I did a dirty Biden but I don’t remember
by Big bad n word poopy man October 04, 2020
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quick-and-dirty

rapidly and carelessly done
I don't want to see any quick-and-dirty jobs, I want them done right.
by Light Joker March 31, 2005
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Dirty Russian

pissing in a chicks mouth. Technically impossible with an erection, so it's a common punishment for bad head.
she didn't know how to suck cock. in fact, she was so bad i lost my boner. so i gave her a dirty russin and kicked her out of the car.
by Anti January 18, 2005
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Dirty Fuentes

When a baseball closer comes into a game in a save situation, but does not finish the game without giving the other team a good chance of winning.
Brian Fuentes entered the bottom of the ninth with a 5-2 lead and put up a 'Dirty Fuentes'. He proceeded to walk two, gave up one hit, and two runs. Yet was able to close out the game and earn a save.
by jawone87 June 24, 2010
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