by AbigailBlast May 31, 2019
An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
by Professional Racist February 02, 2022
Affiliated rockledge high School students who did whatever they wanted with no fucks given, it was also used to fuck with dbs (dirty boy swag) who were actual dildos
Random person: why is there a dick sharpied on the entire bathroom wall that's like 8 feet long?
Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.
Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.
by Dildoboys March 02, 2019
A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
by Corn & Rye November 27, 2022
A solo sexual act in which a person uses a lit Mortar firework to masturbate with in their Vagina and must cum before the mortar goes off. The person involved in committing this act has also committed to the consequence of the mortar going off inside them should they fail to ejaculate in time.
My partner and I really wanted to try something new so we used a Spicy Fire Dildo. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it through the night…
by Uncle Sam’s Misfit Children February 09, 2022
by Boceefus June 18, 2021