dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...

"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"

by rubberweiner March 6, 2020

brillo dick

1. when one's dick is so hairy it resembles a brillo pad

2. when one's dick is raw because of constant sex, masturbation or a combination of the two

1. I really need to trim my brillo dick it looks like I could do the dish with my dick

2.
Girl: Why is you dick so red?
Boy: Same reason your downstairs mix up is so red

by theTSMilitia August 27, 2008

tinsel dick

A very small dick

Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard

by Jim lahey July 18, 2014

Taint dick

The internal portion of the penis located between the scrotum and anus.

I went to the doctor's office for a penile enlargement. He cut cut a ligament and now I have a couple of extra inches of taint dick!

by ABCconnector December 11, 2016

Shick Dick

Clean shaved penis and genital area.

Yo I heard you had a shick dick!
Who told you that?
That chick you fucked last night

by Ebok8 June 25, 2009

Dick Busher

The bush of a woman's vagina that covers the man's cock during intercourse.

That woman's hairy vagina will sure give you a great dick busher.

by big boy bobby April 7, 2010

ssri dick

ssri stands for selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor. they are a class of antidepressants commonly taken to treat depression and anxiety. examples include prozac, zoloft, and lexapro.

many men who take these medications feel no side effects except for the universal one: ssris make men take an extremely long time to cum during sex. it usually takes about 30 minutes or more. though this can be nice for the girl, it is usually frustrating for the guy as they might not be able to cum at all during sex.

If combined with death grip, this can be fatal.

"Hey man, how did it go w Girl X last night?"

"She was hot but I got ssri dick so I couldn't finish."

"Fuck!"

by deprwssedboi February 26, 2018