Snake Date

Beyond "Coyote Ugly", you must chew off your remaining arm, currently supporting her head, in order to leave her bedroom without waking her.

Won't be playing ping pong soon, had a snake date last night and I no longer have any arms.

by frishy May 13, 2018

Expiration Date

Going out on a date for the sole purpose of breaking up with someone.

“I was blindsided - when he took me out I had no idea that it would be an expiration date!”

by Shuttlenudger July 17, 2018

Chicken date

When a group of friends plans on getting together and eating KFC, but all but two people cancel, resulting in a 'chicken date'

Is anyone coming tonight?

Or are Austin and I just going to a weird Chicken date?

by PeteZ September 13, 2012

safety date

A girl who'll go out with a gay guy who's not out to anyone else, because she knows he's safe and because he can use her to maintain his "straight" persona.

Also:

A guy who'll go out with a lesbian girl who's not out to anyone else, because she knows he's safe and because she can use him to maintain her "straight" persona.

"Hey, take a look, Kyle brought a girl to the dance! I thought he was gay."
"He's gay, she's his safety date."
"Cool."

by colinian October 28, 2006

date rape eyes

one that stares uncontrollabely at women with a blank look on his face.

1. Did you see the way JEFF was looking at that girl in the bar, total date rape eyes.

by niteman May 4, 2009

Date with Mackenzie

Something you say when a father is planning to have sex with his daughter. In reference to Mackenzie Phillips having sex with her dad.

I hear after their mother goes to work, that guy has a date with Mackenzie.

by Cool Whip69 September 27, 2009

Cheap Date

A video game reference for an enemy that is, despite appearance, stats and, or weapons, very easy to defeat while requiring little or no effort.

A more general therm for an "Anticlimactic Boss"

Letz Shake from No More Heroes who is introduced within a cutscene and then defeated by a different character within the very same cutscene.

Every boss to appear in a Grand Theft Auto game i.e. Mikhail Faustin as he will simply give up and let you kill him. Thus clearly being a Cheap Date.

by ElementKnight March 6, 2011