Captain Cunt

One who exhibits extreme cunt-like tendencies and behavior. Captain of all cunts.

"Captain Cunt needs to drop the attitude before I bitch slap her in the face"

by yourmomlovesit July 28, 2009

cunt in training

a slutty dressing bitch, who has yet to give her first blow job.

Tori is a hot cunt in training.
No,man,she's a fullfledged cunt,and she swallows too.

by Deenacunt October 11, 2008

boring cunt

Someone who can't help tell a shit story even when people are blatantly not interested, Has No banter and a general cunt probably named Pete or chris.

Don't get caught talking to Chris he's a boring cunt him!

by Fuck knuckle16 September 22, 2016

Nuns Cunt

Used to describe an extremely dry thing.

Make us a cup of tea, my Throat’s as dry as a nuns cunt

by Bernardette February 22, 2006

Cunted hump

A fool, an idiot or a wasted space. A term to describe someone, usually a woman, that has done something that has exceeded all expectations of stupidity.

Woman: "While backing your new car out of the garage I accidently wiped off the side mirror"

Man: "You great cunted hump!!"

by Mickyboy January 29, 2007

Anal Cunt

The biggest trolls of the music industry. A grindcore band led by singer Seth Putnam. Their lyrics are mainly offensive sounding shit which can't be understood. In reality, they're just written to piss butthurt people off.

Anal Cunt are my favorite trolls ever.

by Crash6351 December 13, 2010

cunt truffle

a fat chick who wipes her ass from back to front and has shit in the crevis of her snatch,so her skinny man can have a hell of a feast later.

hey, ho monica you are such a cunt truffle, no wonder why bill never brought his lunch to work.

by rjrumples January 11, 2009