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Carol Ann

A soul sucking vampire that will lull you into a false sense of security over the course of 8 years,then once your there,will crush your spirit leaving you a helpless ineffectual man.
I wanted to buy her a drink but I knew she was a Carol Ann,and I really didnt want to waste that much of my life just to get a piece of ass.
by IllWill421 October 17, 2008
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Caroline

A huge bitch with daddy issues. Caroline doesn’t know how to be emotionally mature and only cares about appearance and status. Tries to act smart and funny, but is really just a try-hard. Carolines whine when things don’t go their way and try to micromanage every situation. Carolines are two-faced and over-involved in their friends’ lives. Carolines are known to gossip about their friends and spread rumors. But of course, they’ll deny it. Thinks they’re princesses. Steer clear of Carolines!
Have you seen Caroline today? Yeah, I saw her... she thinks she’s woke. Too bad she doesn’t know what she looks like to other people.
by Froootyuiop May 7, 2018
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Carol Channing

An actress and singer during the 40s-60s, who used to be a person but is now an empty,skeletal shell. She is sometimes confused with Father Time, two of three Wisemen and Barbara Walters. She has been praised by the gays of San Fransisco who have proclaimed February 25 to be Carol Channing Day.
"Look over there! It's Barbara Walters!
Ooops. False alarm, it's only Father Time. Holy fuckin' ass crackers it's actually Carol Channing. Maybe if we don't make eye contact or acknowledge her existence she'll think she's dead."
by iareaho December 22, 2008
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Caroljean

Yes, a Carol is a beautiful girl....a Caroljean is totally different! A Caroljean is cute when she is young, but when a Caroljean gets older, things change very quickly. She forgets how to be polite because she has always been the center of attention; after getting older and ugly she no longer is admired, but she doesn't realize it. A Caroljean smokes heavily, making her voice goat like and her breath smell like a skunk. A Caroljean has eyes that bug out of her head. Her hair is always cut short and choppy, making her aged skin look more wrinkly than an elephant. A Caroljean usually has gained a ton of weight. She scares young kids, they think she is an ugly hag. When you add obnoxious behavior to fat, ugly, scarey, and wrinkly....a Caroljean is no longer someone who is beautiful and desired!
When I married a Caroljean I was so in love with her beauty. After just a few years, she turned into a cantankerous nightmare!
by Marykate Veras March 25, 2013
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South Carolina

A state in the United States of America where bad things go to happen.
The Civil War took place mainly in South Carolina
Jordan Lee Cipriano lives in South Carolina
by ALargeFlyingPenis December 22, 2014
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south carolina

The best state in the world. Unfortunately the only city with anything worth seeing is Columbia, the capital. Hilton Head is nice too, but Greenville especially is full of stupid rednecks. Cameran from the Real World San Diego is from Anderson, and although she is slightly a redneck, she is hot!
Wow, I really would like to go to South Carolina, but I am scared that some crazy mountain redneck people from Greenville will run down from the hills and attack me, so I probably will just stay home.
by Wheel October 11, 2004
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Carolina Double Dip

you take a condom and put it in a vagina then you proceed to take a shit in the condom um and then remove it and freeze it and then use it as a dildo
Matt likes to Carolina Double Dip with all his friends on weekends
by matt3295890235892389054 April 28, 2009
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