The Cold Front

When you submerge your dick and balls into ice cold water and once completely numb, fuck your girl.
“Bro last night was crazy, ‘the cold frontcame through while we were fucking.”
by Badday_18 September 01, 2018
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Cold Steve

Making a dildo out of your own shit and freezing it for use later.
Chris used a Cold Steve to penetrate himself.
by Yagebuoy July 26, 2014
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Cold Sally

When someone takes a piss into a balloon, refrigerates it overnight, and then hits someone in the face with it. The Cold Sally is the sister to the Hot Karl.
Hey man, I gotta piss. Do you have any ballons so we can Cold Sally your roommate tomorrow?
by annonymous430921 April 28, 2008
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Cold Wind

The act of sneezing into a persons anal cavity.
Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!

Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.
by ArrowFin December 25, 2017
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Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.
"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."
by BigDickWillyG April 03, 2015
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cold business

When one is a bad mother fucker in a particular skill or activity.
Have you seen dude hoop? He cold business!
by Triangle Pete October 27, 2015
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divorce cold

absence of any heat whatsoever...makes your freezer seem like an oven!!

the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)
he stepped outside only to get hit in the face with a handful of knives!!, it was divorce cold!!!

his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.

she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!
by michael foolsley January 05, 2010
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