Cold Wind

The act of sneezing into a persons anal cavity.

Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!

Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.

by ArrowFin April 22, 2018

cold and sweet

The act of shoving ice into the vagina while the person is soaked in honey.

Bob was cold and sweet in bed last night.

by Bobydillin April 6, 2017

cold roll

When you throw a roll of toilet paper into the freezer before heading out to Chipotle or Taco Bell.

Bro I am bringing home a ten pound bag of Chalupas! You better toss a cold roll in before icing down the mountain dew.

by Michael Whalen September 21, 2016

Cold Carl

When you shit into a plastic bag, freeze it, then use it as a dildo

Last night me and John tried a Cold Carl!

by Donkey_Nut September 6, 2016

fake cold

A popular weather term for periods in the winter with cold stagnant air and inversions in the valleys, but fresh and warm air up in the mountains. Called "fake" because there is no cold air source other than what the inversion itself creates.

'Cold gloomy days and ice showers in the valley basin were actually caused by fake cold. Everyone outside the basin had enjoyed the warmth of spring for several days on end.'

by Bonneromics December 30, 2012

The Long Cold

A slang phrase used in the african american community, usually among a group of males gathered on a street corner or in a barber shop, referring to a sick person who has or is suspected of having HIV/AIDS.

Willie had dat same damn cough for the last year....n*gg*, I think he has THE LONG COLD!

by joeydnewyork July 13, 2012

Cold Weed

Having to stop smoking weed completely at once and not in moderation. A variation of cold turkey.

Boss: We are going to start drug testing every day.
Worker: Aww shit I'm gonna have to stop cold weed.

by rawol July 26, 2012