The Colgate Ab-Crunch is the act of perching one's self atop the toilet bowl, and typically with fingers tucked under thighs, leaning one's upper body forwards in an effort to completely evacuate the bowels by means of protrusion. The strategy takes its name from the striking similarity between the human body during this manoeuvre, and the most common technique for getting the last out of your toothpaste tube.
The Colgate Ab-Crunch is commonly used after extreme digestive trauma, such as tequila slammer n hotdog hangovers and all you can eat bets in steakhouses.
The Colgate Ab-Crunch is commonly used after extreme digestive trauma, such as tequila slammer n hotdog hangovers and all you can eat bets in steakhouses.
Example:
"He was a good man, a kind man, and had he known that the Colgate Ab-Crunch would cause that brain haemorrhage and lead to the untimely end of his life, he probably would've eaten more fibre."
"He was a good man, a kind man, and had he known that the Colgate Ab-Crunch would cause that brain haemorrhage and lead to the untimely end of his life, he probably would've eaten more fibre."
by Sweeney Toddler January 27, 2010
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by Corey M December 13, 2008
Get the crunch bar mug.Sarcastically used to tell someone that they messed up, or did not fully succeed the task at hand. Instead of telling someone that they f**ked up, u tell them that they were "clutch."
Jess-"Yea jolo i brought your snapple iced tea, but when I got to my locker i forgot that it was glass and that it was in the bag, so instinctively, I threw the whole bag against my locker, and the bottle spewed everywhere, i even had to clean it all up by myself, sorry about that."
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by Jolo-JAL March 23, 2007
Get the Clutch mug.when a flamboyant male homosexual (Queen) animatedly grabs at their neck to express disbelief or bewilderment.
after it was announced that he was runner up in the talent contest, Sabation screamed out "well i never" and was seen clutching the pearls as he stormed off the stage.
by LORD Mi EGO December 14, 2014
Get the clutching the pearls mug.A 'purse clutch' is when you suddenly realize you are way too drunk so you bolt, usually without saying goodbye to the people you are out with.
Anne did a purse clutch last night and we didn't even realize she was gone for an hour. Apparently she puked on the cab ride home.
by Myles D. Collins March 10, 2004
Get the purse clutch mug.When you you finished licken out the pussy, and you close your mouth and get a crunching sensation from the crusties in the puss puss.
Mitch B: how deep can I lick?
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!
Girl: that's a captain crunch :P
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!
Girl: that's a captain crunch :P
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