Chinese Alarm Clock

To hit a man in the genitals while he is asleep, while you are shouting stereotypical Chinese phrases such as "Herro" or "Bangkok!"

He jumped out of bed after receiving a Chinese alarm clock and threw up.

by VakDarb February 22, 2011

Stupid o'clock

Any time before 8 am

I had to get up at stupid o'clock

by Betty February 13, 2004

crap clock

A person's daily, internal clock for taking a crap.

Man...no matter where I am, at 8:15am every day, my crap clock goes off and I have to go right away. it's like clock work...

by Sig Englander July 7, 2006

6 o'clock itch

The length of pubic hair that causes an overwhelming itching sensation that can't be ignored.

Can also be caused by crabs.

"Dude, quit scratching your crotch!"

"Man I can't help it, I have serious 6 o'clock itch!"

by Foz Eh August 21, 2009

Dick o' Clock

Any time in which the word "dick" is uttered in an inappropriate setting.

1. Brandt: What are you eating for dinner?
Aaron: ...dick.

2. Aaron: I have to go study for Economics.
Brandt: You mean, you have to go study for Dickonomics.

3. Aaron: When are you going to the movies?
Brandt: Dick o' Clock.

by Brandt Campbell February 20, 2008

Golden Clock

The Clock what am Golden. He is a Flash-making, portal-voting, movie-reviewing, BBS-posting, fool-insulting, super sexy Newgrounds Member. He's obviously also a member of the Clock Crew.

françias
Horloge D'or

español
Reloj De oro

italiano
Orologio Dorato

"Golden Clock is my baby's daddy."

by Golden Clock February 7, 2005

beerilogical clock

The internal indicator that it's time for a drink at the end of a long day.

Dude, is it five o'clock yet? My beerilogical clock is ticking.

by hipphopapotamus November 3, 2009