Chode

YOU ARE WRONG, BITCH! A chode is a penis wider than it is long. your a fucking retard

Damn, that chode is fat

by John Deerer September 25, 2005

chode monger

One who sells or deals in chodes

Your such a fucking chode monger

by moocow547 October 14, 2006

Chode Monger

A girl who is too pussy to take a huge dick and only settles for chodes

Jenny: Is she gonna have sex with Jamal?
Martha: Nah, she's too much of a chode monger

by Jihad_Unit April 6, 2008

Chode

The opposite of a pencil dick.

Person 1 -Dude you're gay!!
Person 2 -Shut up you have a chode muffin!
Person 1 -WTF?

by ie ` Aquaman June 6, 2008

Chode

A chode has nothing to do with a penis or a rectum. A chode is a special ice cream treat being developed by a german company.

I would like a chode for dessert.

by Chode tasty treat July 4, 2008

chode waffle

The chode waffle is a short fat female creature having the body of an overweight dwarf and the vagina of a blue waffle victim. this saying can be reserved for the rankest of small fat chicks, but also works either way, pretty much if you're called a chode waffle, you're undisputably putrid and a blot to female society.

Amy siddall is an absolute chode waffle! she smells like road kill and is wearing the same clothes from two weeks ago. Fat Chode waffle

by John ashby July 27, 2010

Chode

A penis of freakish girth that is not complemented by freakish length, i.e. a can of corn.

Dino's chode doesn't go in all the way but he sure bangs the hell outta the sides.

by Cocktails & Dreams November 10, 2008