crap strap

a hall pass used to go to the restroom.

the student asked the teacha if he could go to the restroom and the teacha said to take the crap strap.

by DARKNESS DIVINE February 26, 2011

Fap crap

Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.

I gotta clean my bed. I've got so much fap crap on those sheets...

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Fart Piss Crap

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam

Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!

by Firezombie forgot his password November 19, 2020

oh crap

When your mom is around and you don’t want to say “oh shit”

Oh crap I just dropped the plate!

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 22, 2025

crap

Poop or sh*t.

Oh crap.

by elaboratescanner04 October 11, 2023

Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.

DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.

by gregben March 10, 2022

crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap

Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome

by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021