Back Seat Driver

That annoying person who sits in the back of the car, pointing out every flaw in your driving and telling you how to drive.

Joe: You just passed Sesame Street, dumbass and maybe next time you should drive slower.
Jane: Stop being a bitchy back seat driver.

by kiarafan April 26, 2010

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.

Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

by -DF- May 6, 2009

Back door sluts 9

It is the single most vile twisted dark piece of porn ever made.

Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2

by Calgore71 February 28, 2007

Smash your back doors in

To bang someones back passage with either a penis , cucumber or rolling pin!

Hmmm Smash your back doors in - Do we really need an example?? I have pictures if that would be more useful?

by Steffithebackdoorsmasher June 18, 2011

Back Pocket Girl

A girl that you keep around for company when your bored or loney and in-between girlfriends. Also called a surrogate girlfriend.

John: Hey who was that you were on a date with last night? I thought you and Marie were together?

Michael: Nah man...she's just my back pocket girl till I find someone I wanna settle down with.

by hollypete September 7, 2009

lean back

Comes from the fatjoe and terror squad song named "LEAN BACK", a way of dancing while not actually dancing, just pulling up your pants and leaning back.

my n*****s dont dance, we just pull up our pants, and "Lean Back"

by Josh O August 11, 2004

does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.

I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

by Colourful English May 2, 2006