scooping the beans

Well obviously if you found this, you know what "beans" are- but just for for your pleasure i'll tell you bout that too- beans yeah in the taco!
-so scooping the beans is to finger a taco (pussy), but the important part about "scooping the beans" is the fact that you can only use your pinkies b/c otherwise you may get a little too much bean in the taco and it'll get a little "cheesy"

Last time Matt was scooping the beans he forgot to add the secret sauce!!

by My Little Beaner March 19, 2004

Beans and Rice

When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her

Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!

by GiraffeAlina February 10, 2017

Broads beans

The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.

"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.

Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...

Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...

Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...

Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...

by skeeza1 May 20, 2011

Edamame Beans

disgusting, premature soy beans. Usually eaten by asian girls who loves their yorkshire terrier

"I love edamame beans" "my mammy wont buy me more edamame beans" "i want edamame icecream"

by buddymaaaaaain March 3, 2017

Green Beans

You need to rethink your life if you're on urban dictionary looking up "green beans".

Y'all got some of them green beans?
Yah I'm mah cabent

by Fuckernut May 28, 2018

Spicy Beans

Hot and Spicy Beans, meaning something is "cool" "rad" "wicked" "exciting" "hot" "spicy" "alluring" "valued" "exotic" "funny" "adored" "grit" "admired" "craving" "wanted" "sexy" #spicybeans

This book is spicy beans indeed.

by Faelyn September 28, 2019

cheesy beano

When all else is lost or your cover is blown and a full force retreat is sounded. You must cheesy beano.

Awww fuck dave your sisters mates have seen us!

Yer right stu...cheesy beano!!!

by GTho April 15, 2014