p-bass

(Slang) Among semi-talented musicians, one of two unplayable models by Fender, a company which oughtn't to make basses.

The P in P-bass should stand for Pee.

by eris_online January 6, 2008

Bass Face

When you have been banging out that bassline all day, whether it be dubstep or Drum and bass, you have listened to it so long your jaw drops your eyes roll backwards and you start to dribble uncontrollably allover the floor like a vegetable

Chris: Hey Shlong!! are you okay??
Fragout: OMG he has Bass Face
Schlong: uuuughh ,"falls of chair in a pool of dribble and poop's his pants a little.

Remember: Dont do this too much or you might end up as a layabout gamer or worse

by PHATKNIFESKILLZ September 26, 2010

drum and bass

Mindless computer generated noise listened to by drugged up, hoodie wearing thieving idiots. No being that likes this sort of noise ever purchases a CD, instead they steal it from the local supermarket along with razors, alcohol and anything they can sell down the local public house to buy money for drugs.

drum and bass + tone deaf = lack of brain

by Jonthemon July 19, 2007

Bass Clarinet

"This bass instrument of the Clarinet family is usually played by people who suck on regular Clarinet and therefore also naturally suck on Bass Clarinet. No one can ever hear them so who cares if they play? Usually mess up the simplest of things such as whole notes especially when they are exposed. Along with the Alto Clarinet it is often used by good clarinet players to get into District, State, and other Various Honor Bands. Some are whiney and complain that they can't march but it dosen't matter becasue they don't know how to play anyways. Rarley a Bari Sax player will have to doubble on Bass Clarinet for Jazz band."

"Hey! The concert was great even though the onlything I could hear from the Bass Clarinets were their Squeakes."

by Teth Bedrows June 3, 2009

Bass

The spot on your body between your back and your ass.

Randi: *trys to smack my ass but hits my bass"
Me: FUCKIN A! YOU HIT MY BASS NIKKUH!

by Third_Eye June 12, 2008

bass guitar

a guitar with four strings that is easier to play than a regular guitar and makes a low, muffled sound. Great sound and the strings are harder to play due to their size, but due to most bands use of only 1 string at a time, the bass is both overlooked and superbly easy to play.

The bass guitar is cool, but the electric takes more skill to master.

by andrew Dolan October 5, 2005

quadruple bass

a process of building a set of four bass drums in two two-peice sets, one drum on-top of the other so it looks like this = =....- = one bass drum. then playing them in an out of time fashion so as to increase the sound speed produced.

"chuff chuff chuff, Man those quadruple bass drums are fast"

by Chris Lewis / Seamus Bradd September 21, 2003