Heart-attack juice

A named used for canned energy drinks containing lots of sugar and taurine such as Monster, Rockstar and red bull that people associate with heart attacks.

Mason: You look tired, James
James: Yeah, I could do with some Heart-attack juice

by The Milkyboy April 19, 2014

heart attack on a plate

A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.

*Nick D and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the Golden Corral*

Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.

by Mark H September 23, 2004

Attack Of The Flying Lizards

Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...

Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.

Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...

Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!

by JohnBitch May 7, 2009

random catfish attack

When a catfish or other cat-like fish jumps out of the water and mauls your face repeatedly

Tim: "Holy crap Jim! You just got random catfish attacked!"

by nolrik November 13, 2011

Peter Panic attack

(N.) The sense of overwhelming discomfort that arises when one realizes he/she is no longer young.

Emily: So, Tyler isn't at work today.

Scott: Yeah, he stayed home with some excuse. It was probably just one of his Peter Panic attacks.

by Helping Verb August 23, 2010

apache attack helicopter

A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.

"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"

by Nikachu14 December 9, 2016

burger king attack

Right after eating Burger King you will need to take a crap, and 99% of the time it's diarrhea.

Oh shit, someone's in the bathroom! *knock* *knock* *knock* BURGER KING ATTACK GET THE FUCK OUT!

by _John_Stamos_ July 28, 2009