toilet apped

This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.

I toilet apped my phone again. I installed a few toilet apps.

by SpitfireZero79 May 16, 2016

Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.

girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."

by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019

aquatic ape

The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.

Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?

Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.

by Birth monkey April 2, 2023

Ape Shit

This is a alternative word for nigga or nigger, Like you can use this when you see a white police officer pull over a black guy

Licence and registration please, you stupid piece of Ape Shit.

by JosephIsANigger September 4, 2023

Ape

A woman with a perfect booty, and smells like bum.
She likes Sushi with Soy Sauce, and pretends to be a horse on main roads. When she sees a moped her heart races and she turns into a wolf then dances off into the dust to find her only love, raven.

is that the ape
yes it is ape.
ape ape ape ape
bub bub bub

by Zoe Sharp October 21, 2008

fucking apes

The only phrase that can be put anywhere and make sense.

The toilet is broken again .. fucking apes!!

by Kmitt May 11, 2021

AP Baguette

also known as “AP Chinese” and “Ayyy Payyy Baguette” and “ APバゲットクラス” :
Bad
At first semester but then
Gets better
Upon
Entering
The second semester
Then it becomes
Easy

aurr moyy gaurrsh im failing AP Baguette

by Kim Coordination March 7, 2024