anal retention 

Anal retention is holding on to a monster poo when you can't get to the toilet.

Father George's poor anal retention cost him all credibility during the sermon, when he sneezed and defecated himself with a revolting spray

anal retention by Seal Clubbing Instructor April 5, 2010

anal sleeve

A cylindrical device made out of a relatively soft though strong substance, usually surgical-grade plastic, worn in the anus, typically by a male homosexual whose rectum has sustained a large amount of wear & tear due to overuse.

See also: penis sleeve

"They say a pussy can stretch a mile but it won't crack an inch. Not so the asshole. Rock Hudson had to wear an anal sleeve for many years before his death."

-- Boze Hadleigh, 'Hollywood Babble On'

anal sleeve by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

anal whine 

To expel gas from the anus in a high pitched manner.

Marry has such a tight asshole that when she farts, she creates an anal whine.

anal whine by Shpoiken April 28, 2005

anal circle 

Anal Circle: The immediate area surrounding the anus, usually pink or brown in color. Commonly used as a derogatory adjective towards others that are disliked or not respected.

I can't believe you ate the last chocolate in the bag; you’re an "anal circle”!

Dude, get up; were going to get a drink, quit acting like an anal circle!

anal circle by Sammy Duncan December 27, 2007

anal drunk

The act of being so intoxicated, you are about to pass-out after fucking the fattest ugliest bitch ever, twice, because you consumed mass amounts of alcohol vis your anal cavity.

Bro, last night i was so drunk, i was AD, anal drunk!

anal drunk by petemikeaaron January 8, 2009

Anal Anne 

A women who is always taking it in the but and is usally a hooker. She also likes to give handys.

Anal anne was great last night.

Yah her and marjorie were amazing.

Anal Anne by MilfnMarjorie November 13, 2011

Anal Grover 

When you tap a virgin ass and the girl screams like Grover from Sesame Street.

I got my girlie with an Anal Grover and she screamed for days.

Watch yoself, or I will give you the Anal Grover!

Anal Grover by Cosmicmonster June 22, 2011