AlbertsStuff

Flamingo (YouTuber) back when he was edgy and cursed.

OG Fan: Remember AlbertsStuff?
New Fan:What’s that?

by BigBlackCockadoodledoo August 21, 2022

Dick Alert

Some sort of indicator that a person is a dick before they do or say something that clearly proves that they are a dick. It could be a subtle statement or act or anything else that isn't overt, but hints that the person will later prove without a doubt that they are a dick.

When the cop said, "It is my job to get in people's business," it was a dick alert.

by Jugs455 November 22, 2009

Proximity Alert

When a penis gets hard from merely being in the same vicinity as a woman, even when there is no sexual cue whatsoever.

Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.

She gave her boyfriend a hello hug at the restaurant. He covertly put her hand on his hard on. She laughed and said "proximity alert!"

by Vikyliz January 2, 2012

Skirt alert 🚨

Slang. It’s when it’s really windy and women have to hold onto their skirts.

Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.

by B-rizzle March 14, 2019

Six Strikes Copyright Alert System

When the MPAA(Motion Picture Association of America) and RIAA(Recording Industry Association of America) decided that a free open internet was the thing of the past and coordinated with ISP providers: Comcast, Verizon, Cablevision, Time Warner Cable, AT&T and others to act as Big Brother on your internet downloads.

Arthur: I just illegally downloaded the new Batman movie from Torrents and it looks amazing.

Greg: Dude your ISP Cablevision is going to slow down your bandwidth or terminate your account if you keep that up.

Arthur: Why?

Greg: Haven't your hear of the Six Strikes Copyright Alert System that allows your internet provider to monitor your downloads?

by Concerned User July 3, 2014

Horny nigga alert

When the nigga "boy or girl" is super horny and it is cautious all you have to do is call out "HORNY NIGGAS ALERT" and know everyone that is around your area can stay safe from the horny zone

"Oh shit" says the nigga next to a horny nigga "HORNY NIGGA ALERT" says the nigga who wants everyone to be aware.

by Sugary Cookies March 1, 2021

alberkerque snoodle

un like in a snoodle where 2 men rub their genatles together 2 women do it instead

between 2 homosexual women

by Jordan June 1, 2003