Ben Cade Johnson

A complete moron

He’s is stoopid that he doesn’t even know that everyone thinks he is hilarious

Oh look Ben Cade Johnson is doing that thing again

by Old handle boi November 6, 2019

Magic Johnson Virus

A slag term that refers to the HIV virus that was contracted by Lakers legend Magic Johnson.

I swear if that mother fucker calls me a faggot again , I’ll give him a syringe of the Magic Johnson Virus.

by Chefondvd April 26, 2019

Hobos Green Johnson

Lime Jello made with any desired combination of water and Everclear. Like a massive jello shot on crack but cheaper. You can even add marshmallows or fruit to the mixture to disguise the Everclear taste even more.

After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.

Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!

by teamdiscoverychannel September 19, 2017

The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.

The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"

by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023

Colby Bobby Johnson

a derogatory term for a actual idiot

Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure

by truthdefintion November 1, 2018

Ian Johnson's mom

The litteral hottest person on the planet

Man Ian Johnson's mom is so hot.

by Ciaran Ryan May 6, 2022

Jason Jackson Johnson

The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.

"Hey keisha, Its I JASON JACKSON JOHNSON"

"OMG HE'S SO HOT" - Real Jason Jackson Johnson fangirls

by Genghis Kahn January 10, 2021