Hammy The Squirrel

Also known as a "Hammy". The act of when a bunch of hairy men all get together, drink several energy drinks and then bang each other, using more energy drink as lube.

Oh, and also a character from animated Dreamworks film "Over the hedge"

Guy: My uncle loves participating in a Hammy The Squirrel!
You: Oh, cool

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

Plowing the SQuirreL

Writing SQL code...

SQuirreL as being an acronym for SQL and the act of plowing refers to both structuring or getting the data...

When you write SQL you essentially prepare data or structure data...

1st person: Dave's eyes look really tired today...
2ne person: No wonder, he's been plowing the SQuirreL all day.

by d3ngar December 17, 2009

squirrel poacher

A guy who pursues his friends girlfriends and ex girlfriends.

Colin Kaepernick is a squirrel poacher

by Buffalo pimp March 22, 2016

Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

Squirrel Helmets

A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.

Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?

Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"

Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"

Martin:"Fantastic!"

by blake moseley June 29, 2007

squirrel nibbles

The gentle nibbling of the male scrotum by a female as she stares wide eyed (aka creepily) at him.

Sally squirrel nibbles Johnny and he cries and runs away.

by squirrelnibbler2011 August 20, 2011

Chiken-squirrel-man

It's a creature that wonder the earth for thousents of years and every full moon he wakes up and take a child i'm to is cave and after five days of horrebol torture kills the boy or girl and eat is flesh.º

How my Fucking god the Chiken-squirrel-man is raping my chikens.º

by Creepy grendma December 4, 2016