Demo Zombie 

A temporary condition that effects Costco Members after seeing an appealing food demonstration A.K.A. "demo". Once the Member has seen the demo they abandon their cart, wherever it is. Then in a very zombie-like fashion, often with arms up and in short but determined steps, they make their way to the vicinity of the demo cart and have been known to use pushing and/or broken nonsensical english to acquire said demo sample. After finishing the sample the Member can return to their normal state, unless another demo has been spotted, in which case the condition will continue.

Costco employee #1: " Hey man, you said you were going to get boxes twenty minutes ago, what happened?

Coscto Employee #2: "Sorry dude, I was coming down the main aisle with the boxes but got caught behind some Demo Zombies!"

Demo Zombie by TasteLikeChicken September 26, 2010

cock zombie 

a girl who you've had sex with who follows you around slowly, sometimes with her arms outstretched towards you, because she is addicted to your dazzling urbanite mannerisms.

Libby is my personal cock zombie straight outta night of the living head, fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.

cock zombie by anonymous March 4, 2005

Mexican Zombie 

Name for mexicans who stand outside uhauls, home depot and construction sites.

Someone who wants money or work; low-level mexican hustler.

(Mexican looking for work; need for work or money)

Origin: Some Black Guy?!??

Mexican Zombies jumped into my car as i drove off from home depot!

Javier, you are a mexican zombie, you can't find work?

Mexican Zombie by II Haze May 6, 2009

Obama Zombie  

One who votes in an uninformed manner, based soley on media sound bites with no reference to substantive evidence.

Most people categorized as an Obama Zombie have never read a proposed Bill, piece of legislation, or even a newspaper.

Obama Zombie by Watchdawg March 21, 2009

butt zombie 

A fart that makes a really load roaring noise.

The long silence was broken by Jazmin's angry butt zombie.

butt zombie by jazmin blessed January 13, 2009

wondering zombie 

a wondering zombie is when you cum into a girls eyes and then punch her in the neck making her wonder around the room gasping for air,blindly. like a zombie

i gave the bitch a wondering zombie

wondering zombie by loaf56231 October 2, 2006

Abercrombie Zombie

Stupid suburban dudes, who are overly good looking, overly dumb, and date fuck heads. Great to look at, but damn at least i know what the capital of France is.

Paris is the capital, see i am not an Abercrombie Zombie!

Abercrombie Zombie by Blonde at heart November 12, 2003