king wizard

A person who smokes endless amounts of marijuana to the point where they believe they can perform sorcery (the magic is their trippy thoughts).

Dude 1: Fuck bro, I think consciousness is like on a wave.

Dude 2: Duuuude, no way man.

Dude 1: I’m King Wizard.

Dude 2: What?

by Lusty Leopard October 15, 2020

Beef Wizard

Piper

Wow did you see that Beef Wizard?

“Oh you mean Piper?”

“Yeah, same thing”

by Poopbear69 January 5, 2021

Truth Wizard

A person identified who can identify lies with accuracy of at least 80%

Dude I know you're lying.
Are you an Truth Wizard?

by aslpaul3939 January 7, 2021

African Wizard

a magical being living in the endless forests of Africa who sells very mysterious drugs to the children who ponder into the forest.

Jafari: Yo, I heard Marquise wondered into the African wizards forest last night.
Jamal: Yuh, he said he was gonna go get some Nigeroids to help turn Daniel into a black man.

by Maq Maq January 13, 2021

Tax Wizard

To magically live a jet set lifestyle whilst avoiding tax payments

Jeez Steve, loving the new super yacht u tax wizard

by Snideytown February 2, 2021

gon_withafroghot

gon_withafroghat is amazing! there is NO reason to not be in love with her tbh sobf she deserves the world and more <33333

is gon_withafroghot amazing?
yes she is! she is amazing:)

by valerie romero <3 April 24, 2021

gon_withafroghat

My best friend tbh she is so sweet and deserves the world, she’s so pretth and most importantly she’s married to haruji fujioka from an anime called “Ouran high school host club”

Oh look it’s gon_withafroghat she loves frogs

by valerie romero <3 April 26, 2021