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Waffle Iron

A terrible practical joke or rude method of taking revenge. The attacker defecates on the offender's laptop keyboard, then shuts the lid tightly, thus smashing the feces into the keys. The feces take on the shape of the keys, like a waffle.
"You won't believe this. Someone gave my laptop a Waffle Iron last night after the party."
by ProgressiveMexican November 12, 2009
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Waffle stomper

The action of pooping in the shower and stomping it down a waffle shaped drain.
by Fiona Rein March 22, 2019
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Brown Waffle

1) a blue waffle infection, except in the anus area
Of all the sexually transmitted infections I've gotten, I'd have to say that brown waffle was the most disgusting
by ubwd guy September 6, 2010
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blue waffle desert

Where a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who has the infamous blue waffle disease and blows his load all over her vagina. Then he eats it like it is a frozen desert.
John decided to have a blue waffle desert so he went on craigslist. He found a prostitute who had the blue waffle disease and set up and appointment. Man is he one happy guy.
by hugecockville4 September 22, 2012
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Waffleism

(1)The Religion Propagated by His venerable God-Emperor Kapope, and his inner circle of devoted followers, the upper echelon of The Waffleist Church.
Followers of the Man-God are encouraged to think freely, hone defensive combat skills,
increase their general creative and intellectual output and input, participate in daily meditative séances and spread the Word of the Shell that is Truth.
(2) Is often misused to express a distinct love of waffles.
'Hail Kapope! Hail Waffleism! Death to the shell of Truth!'

" And bane, called forth from miasma, ye are the curved edge of the Waffleism; you will be known as Nigger Knight, and thou shalt cleanse and purge all who seek to perceive. " - Kapope
by RunningRedheaded August 27, 2007
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Waffle Fuck

1) The act of fucking a waffle.
2) When one fucks a breakfast item.
3) Using your own jizz as syrup on your waffles.
Man: Yo what'd you do for breakfast this morning?

Other man: I had a nice waffle fuck today !

Man: OH! That would explain the hole in your waffle then.
by Ball Droppers July 25, 2011
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Waffle House Test

The act of placing ones penis on someones face in order to determine if they are too drunk to go to Waffle House.
Jon : Is Spencer too drunk to go to waffle house?
Douglas: I don't know.. lets test him...
Jon: Ok... waffle house test?? (Jon places penis on Spencer's face and as Spencer doesn't respond...) Yeah, he is too drunk.
by Ginger_Balls August 7, 2011
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