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Vagina Vision

Forming your hands in the shape vagina, thumbs to thumbs and top fingers to top fingers, and looking through the hole at someone who is bailing out on something fun. Vagina vision is also used during times of fear.
Jimmy: This party if great but my girlfriend is sick at home, I'm gonna take off.
Aaron: (Looking at Jimmy through his vagina vision)
Jimmy: What are you doing dude?
Aaron: Looking at a big pussy.
by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007
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Vagina Cork

As I pointed to my penis, I said,"I'm gonna stick her with my vagina cork".
by Ratoneous Craig February 14, 2009
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Vaginal Coma

A woman, having been sufficiently "pounded," enters a Vaginal Coma when either:

A. Her pelvic bone breaks.

B. Her pelvic bone becomes misaligned - resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.

C. The vaginal area becomes severely bruised, resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.

In any of the above scenarios, the woman is deterred from any form of vaginal (and usually anal) intercourse, for a large amount of time.
Girl 1: What's the matter?! You can't walk straight!

Girl 2: We were really going at it last night, but then he gave me a Tennessee Vaghammer, and now I think my pelvic bone is broken!

Girl 1: Oh noes! Looks like you've got a Vaginal Coma!
by rawr...drew September 30, 2009
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Vagina Face

To have a face with a Vagina on it.
Alternatively, to have a face resembling a vagina. This includes facial hair, large lips, and, of course, acne resembling a clitoris.
Matt has SUCH a vagina face! I swear I feel like I have to show proof of ID just to look at him!
by Herr Vet Kont December 14, 2010
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Vagina Mouth

A person who has had all of the teeth extracted from their skull and may or may not wear dentures. The term comes from the resemblance of a toothless mouth to the human vagina.
After years of neglect and drug use he finally had to become a vagina mouth.
by VitoVane November 13, 2017
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robotic vagina

A vagina that is robotic
by AdamRAWR October 31, 2010
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crime scene vagina

A crime scene vagina is the result of having sex with a girl having her period. The most severe crime scene vagina experiences will have the look and feel of an actual crime scene; bloody handprints on the wall, sheets, blood dripping from your penis, blood spattered all over your body.
I was hitting her from behind and I pulled out and my dick was dripping with blood.... man that was one serious crime scene vagina.
by fourfoursevens June 17, 2009
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