typewriter

When your having sex with someone from behind you start from one end of the bed and eventually make it to the other side, having to start over from the beginning like a typewriter.

Sarah hit herself on the head board so we had to pull a typewriter.

by The Ikon December 15, 2008

typewriter golf

A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.

jim: "man steve is really taking a long time to get to the green."

bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."

by newstylee April 28, 2008

Typer

Mistyping a word, giving it a new meaning. This happens by accident, and can occur either when accidentaly adding additional letters, or missing letters due to fast typing.

E.G. I really lick you (i really like you)

Damn, i was chatting wih this hot chick, but i mde a mjor typer, and now she thinks i "lick her"

by Friis February 17, 2009

Typer's writing syndrome

When you type so often that you begin to write out common typos that would occur when typing, such as switching a "t" for an "r" (because t and r are next to each other on the keyboard).

I was writing my essay by hand because my computer was broken when I wrote the word "proffesot" instead of professor. It was a classic example of my typer's writing syndrome.

by Chad Bueller February 2, 2009

typer

it means to be tired and hyper at the same time.so its called typer

i was so typer last night at the concert that i was tired and hyper.

by One Love32 May 22, 2009

Lithuanian Typewriter

The act of blotting, or typing out words while ejaculating profusely on someone's chest.

I gave George's mail order bride a Lithuanian Typewriter after I got her a Visa.

by pfunknewts July 16, 2009

Mexican Typewriter

A fake sexual act that an outsider might pretend to know of when you and your friends laugh about someone doing it to a girl. After he laughs you call him out for not knowing what it is, because no one knows.

Hey Skunda, did hear about when Kabak pulled a Mexican Typewriter on that LBFM in Guambodia?

everyone laughs

Hey Chickenwheel, do you even know what that is? No? Cause we just made that up.

by AVLRider October 15, 2010