Twat Hat

a twat hat is a silly hat that has become big around Liverpool since 2005/2006 the twat hat is a silly hat with flaps on the side, its like a south park hat but alot shitter and it makes ya look like a tit!
lads who think there hard wear them! but there not there knobheads!

aka LOWEY

omfg lad!!! look at him in that stupid twat hat, lets kick him!

Bad boy 1: look at that lad in the lowey smashing up the bus stop

Bad boy 2: thats not a lowey its a twat hat!

by Kae Dubbleyoo November 3, 2008

Twatch

A female's internal menstrual clock; specifically relating to a man soliciting sex.

Captain BlueBalls: "Hey honey, what time does your twatch say?"
She-Bitch the Emasculator: "No go babe, Alabama's playing in town this weekend."

by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

twat rat

good old 'that time of the month' replacement for your cock.

not tonight the twat rat has beaten you to it.

by Fat Matt October 24, 2003

Twat Waffle

someone who is just a total bitch

Rolando is such a fucking twat waffle

by thenydondada December 10, 2013

guacamole twat

A female who has done something undesireable.

You guacamole twat bitch, I cannot belive you gave him a hot carl before we kissed.

by black jesus May 2, 2003

twatch

adj; a very funny cool person to hang out with. Could be described as good looking and sexist. It is only rumored there are only a handful still in existence

Women always love making sammiches for twatches, as they are very deserving.

by PALS123 September 11, 2010

twat

Another name for a chick's pussy.

Another way to say "what?"

That bitch's twat is gettin wet already.

Twat? I cunt hear you.

by kippy January 6, 2007