taint

The boujee version of turnt.

Bro: Dude this party is turnt!
Me: Nah bro, it's TAINT!

by not_your_hoe April 20, 2018

taint bomb

When you're so enraged by your significant other that you decide to jump-dive into the air with your legs hoisted back behind your ears like a Tyson chicken, leading with your now-weaponized taint, impacting the upper region/face of your opposition with maximum force. Traditionally, one may threaten the taint bomb on several occasions until such a time that it is deployed.

Shut your mouth or I'm going to come at you with a flying taint bomb.

by TheTaintBomb101 December 29, 2017

taint tackel

7''-13'' of hard cock

Cheating wife: Did you see Richards taint tackel?
Daughter: Yeah it's on my forehead right now

by Twinkie -\ (0-0) /- May 2, 2018

taint fondler

One who fondles the taint

Man I was at the movies watching jerking off when a taint fondler fondled my taint

by theassman May 7, 2018

Taint Spray

Taint Spray: the spray to hide your taint stank; also known as taint be gone, allows for a fresh smelling taint.

Hey billy, your taint stank. Oh. You should try some "taint spray", it helped me with my stank. Thank you Amanda, now my taint smells like dank.

by Taint Magee May 15, 2018

Tainty Fainty

The act of forcibly shoving a person’s face into another person’s taint until the first person faints from the odor. Then once unconscious, tea bagging them and taking pictures to blackmail them into doing your bidding.

Let’s give Jim a Tainty Fainty so we can get the upper hand. Yea, I can’t wait to tea bag his ass!!

by Coke Can June 5, 2018

Taint of America

The NY Yankees

The NY Yankees are the taint of America, itchy and unwanted.

by Rudy Pooh June 8, 2018