The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.
by Turd polisher #1 May 15, 2024
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Alec was drunk one night to the point of needing to puke whilst also having to take a dump. In angst he rushed to the bathroom while only having one of the two options, shit in toilet puke in hands, or shit in hand and puke in toilet then to slam dunk the shit over puked in toilet, not allowing for meere defeat over ones bowel movement, but to grab the fecal infested shit in his hand like a bolt of lighting and smite it all over the puked in toilet and thus creating The Polish Tikka Masala
by Ekki Palli May 8, 2025
Get the The Polish Tikka Masala mug.Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.
Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.
George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.
Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.
George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.
by Homosexual Black Female December 3, 2023
Get the Dick polish mug.Nail polish (also known as nail varnish or nail enamel) is a lacquer that can be applied to the human fingernail or toenails to decorate and protect the nail plates. ... Nail polish consists of a mix of an organic polymer and several other components that give it colors and textures.
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Get the Black Toe/Fingernail Polish mug.“Polishing my crown” is a metaphor for being in one’s power and peace, with nothing able to shake integrity. Even if fighting flu.
Even though men fling themselves at me I am unflappably polishing my crown and continuing uninterrupted on my path to self actualization
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