Texans

The most proud, obnoxious people ever known in the U.S. They're motto is: "Bigger is Better", though what they gain in quantity, they lack in quality. They are always the first to become offended at any discussion that doesn't involve the state's "majesty." They claim to be patriotic, but it never fails that their first line of defense is always, "we are the only state that can secede from the union" or "We can fly our flag equal to the American"

The above description does not implicate every person who lives in Texas. Everyone else are not Texans, but are Americans.

by Wrex September 22, 2008

texas carwash

After fucking the absolute shit out of you woman you jizz into a rag and wipe the girls face with it just as if you're giving her a car wash.

Badia: Mayough I was soo drunk last night and she was being such a bitch that I decided to give her the ol' Texas Carwash!!!

by GNAW October 26, 2006

texas brushpopper

An awsome word John wayne, the duke, the baddest cowboy around , called somebody when he gets pissed off! its usually another term for asshole

"you do it and it'll be the worst mistake you ever made you texas brushpopper"

by m dog jenkins June 21, 2006

Houston Texans

The NFL's newest team, the Texans were established in 2002. After struggling during their first two seasons, they appeared to be turning a corner with a 7-9 record in 2004 and better play by quarterback David Carr. However, they finished as the worst team in the league in '05, taking a big step backwards. The Texans are known for having a poor offensive line (which leads to many sacks), mediocre defense, and bad runningbacks.

"The Houston Texans go down again. They lose to the 49ers, and Houston will be the worst team in the National Football League."

by Sports Info July 7, 2006

Texas

The only body of land/territory in the known universe to ever get the shit kicked out of it by Mexico. face it texas, its a fact. And by the way, as far as your little slogan "dont mess with texas!", sorry scumbags but we already did. It was called the Civil War and you got owned. Again, its a fact.

Beat down by the union Army, and the mexicans! Damn, Texas just cant win!

by irvinesucks January 22, 2009

lubbock, texas

home to the best college available, Texas Tech!

lubbock, texas is like drunk sex: you're out before you even realize you're in.

by aybaylay June 16, 2008

Texas Steamroller

When you put saran wrap in your mouth and you have a guy or girl shit in your mouth.

Im a scat freak, give me a texas steamroller!

by RWJ October 18, 2008