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2007 staff

A staff containing a significant number of mediocre people hired during the most recent economic boom, when talent was in short supply. The economic downturn provides a tempting opportunity to clear out the dead wood.
"Half the people in this office have no clue what they're doing."
"Yeah, we've still pretty much got a 2007 staff."
by gracefulactor March 23, 2010
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A steff

When you sleep in the middle of the day like a lil kid, because some cool person kept you awake on Whatsapp all night.
Person 1: I just fell asleep for an hour
Person 2: Oh, you did a steff?
Person 1: Ye, gamer grill kept whatsapping me so didn't sleep
by Dutchgamergrill March 15, 2016
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Murray Stiff

When someone gives a tip for something well under what they should be giving.
"The waiter spit in my food, so I gave him the ol' Murray Stiff
by LooneyRooney October 4, 2016
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double stuf whoreo

When a guy wears a strap on and fucks a girl with the strap on in her ass and his dick in her snatch.
Girl: what did you get at the grocery?
Guy: some milk to go with our double stuf whoreos.
by Dollaslyce April 20, 2017
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gary stiff

the guy that's mixed but people call him white cuz they racist
Friend: Gary Stiff white ain't he.
by Whiteboiiwithglasses February 13, 2019
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Alabama Snuff

When you remove your chew from the right side of the mouth, spit it in someone’s butthole, pull it out and put it in the left side of your mouth.
Nathan did an Alabama snuff to freshen up his chew.
by Padronis66 May 15, 2020
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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
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